The Astro laser cannon, also known as the Astro laser emitter, is a weapon used primarily by Astro Toilets and Skibidi Toilets. This weapon was first introduced in Episode 74 while being used by a Carrier Astro Toilet. It was given to the Skibidi Toilets after the Heroine Skibidi Mutant stole the Scout Astro Toilet's Astro laser cannon after critically injuring it in Episode 75.
Appearance
The common Astro laser cannon features a complex, industrial-grade design with a reinforced frame and an ergonomic structure. Each cannon is connected to a circular metal plate by multiple thin rods, arranged in a vertical manner that creates the aesthetic of a heavily opened cage. Their surface is removed to reveal the inner energy system, which pulses with a burning orange glow. The muzzle is defined by an assembly housing a high-output energy-generating component mounted at its center. This generator emits orange energy whenever it is activated, a clear testament to the immense destructive power contained within. From the muzzle extend three articulated metal claws arranged in a triangular formation, that can open whenever the uses utilizes them in battle, serving as stabilizers that condense and regulate the cannon’s energy. During activation, the cannons rapidly rotate in either a clockwise or counterclockwise direction.
Certain cannons have minor alterations to the design, for instance the cannons mounted on the Duchess Astro Toilet's are of a more compact design fixed to tendrils, featuring four thicker claws instead of three able to act as arms, and powered by red energy.
The Mothership Astro Toilet's primary weapon is an extremely enlarged variation of the laser cannon, concealed within his ventral armor and housed in a metallic cage-like cylinder. The laser is powerful enough to level an entire mountain, as seen in episode 77.
Functionality
The Astro Laser Cannon spins while shooting out a powerful orange laser out of its inner barrel.
Creation
This weapon is an unknown creation. But since the Astro Toilets use it, it most likely has been made by the Astro Toilets. The Astro Toilets might have stolen the idea or stolen a similar weapon, the gravity gun that Titan Cameraman used to carry. The Skibidi Toilets later stole it in Episode 75 when they defeated the Scout Astro Toilet where the Heroine Skibidi Mutant took one. Since The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets are a team now, they most likely will share this weapon. We have now seen that since the Heroine Skibidi Mutant probably gave the technology to the Skibidi Toilets and the Skibidi Toilets used that weapon and brought it to the Berserker Skibidi Mutant and the Buzzsaw Skibidi Mutant.
Variants
- Ion blaster (Used by Overseer Astro Toilet)
- Plasma Blaster (Used by Trooper Astro Toilets and replicated by Cameramen.)
- Gravity Manipulator (Used by Cameramen, divergence)
Users
Trivia
- This laser type is one of the most powerful types in the series.
- Titan Cameraman and the Armed Large Cameramen use a gravity device that appears similar to this, but it glows blue glow instead of orange. Additionally, the gravity device is used for pulling enemies towards him instead.
- This weapon is an asset from "Half-Life 2".
- The Astro Laser Cannon can change color based on which Faction uses it, seen in episode 78.
| Weapons | |
|---|---|
| Melee | Baseball Bat • Buzzsaw • Energy Blade • Knife • Mechanical Hammer • Plunger • Stun Baton • Sickle • Katana • Axe • Blade • Claws • Detaining claws • Hook |
| Guns | Bolt Rifle • Hand Gravity Gun • Paralyzer Dart Gun • Paralyzer Laser Rifle • Parasite Disabler Gun • Railgun • Shotgun • Astro laser cannon • Gun |
| Lasers/Cannons | Arm Plasma Cannon • Shoulder Cannons • Portable Laser Cannon • Handheld Laser Cannon • EMP shockwave cannon • Laser cannons • Blaster cannon |














