Laser cannons (sometimes referred to as plasma beam emitters) are a type of plasma-based weaponry using a focused beam of light, plasma, or radiation. While real-life technology lasers don't possess the power to be considered a weapon, in the Skibidi Toilet series, lasers are one of the most common weapons due to their destructive force. Laser cannons are used by all three factions, but they are most frequently used by Skibidi Toilets. They first appeared in Episode 32 when the Giant Camo Skibidi Toilet shot his laser cannons at the Camera Strider, making it explode in seconds. Notably, they do not function as real-life lasers at all, as most beams are far slower than actual light. This is either due to inconsistencies in the series or it is using vastly different technology that has nothing to do with lasers.
Functionality[]
This advanced weapon, used quite frequently by Skibidi Toilets, has several variants. The first mechanical laser, not counting G-Toilet's natural eye lasers, was used by Giant Camo Skibidi Toilet in Episode 32 and is used quite frequently by Skibidi Toilets throughout the rest of the series. Interestingly, when preparing to fire, many lasers are known to leak out small amounts of plasma before it is released as a beam. Here are the variants and abilities of the lasers (note that is includes plasma cannons):
Normal Variant[]
Also reverse-engineered from G-Toilet's previous Astro itineration, these lasers are installed in large toilets that do not have titan size. The laser's function is to deal serious damage to small & large alliance members rather than titans. Also seems to be the least efficient among them, as it has less capacity and damage compared to the low-power variant. After its first use in Giant Dual Laser Skibidi Toilet, it has also been used in toilets with many Strider variants. This type of laser cannon is rarer than most types of laser cannons, presumably because of its unreliability and low efficiency.
Large Variant[]
This laser is Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet's main laser weapon. Unlike its normal variant, it covers a larger area and deals damage. Also reverse-engineered from G-Toilet's previous Astro itineration, it can cause serious damage to smaller alliance members, but larger units can directly resist the attack. Since it is not as effective as the Low-Powered variant on Titans, its efficiency is low. This type can be seen that this laser is used in a few more toilets such as Shield Rocketeer Skibidi Toilet, Dual Laser Guardian Skibidi Toilet and Jetpack Quad-Laser Skibidi Toilet. Additionally, this laser type directly damaged Dark Speakerman through Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet in Episode 70, causing his death.
Giant Variant[]
Since this mechanical laser has a larger capacity and damage compared to the normal and large variants, its efficiency is higher. Also reverse-engineered from G-Toilet's previous Astro itineration, this laser type, which can be equipped in large toilets that are not the size of a Titan, can cause serious damage against large alliance units. The function of these lasers can be clearly seen in Episode 70 and Episode 73 by Quad-Laser Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech, they can also be seen in the Scientist Room in Episode 70, being controlled by the Scientist Toilet. When the lasers attacked the Large TV Man directly resisted these lasers, he survived with serious damage and this proves that the damage it caused was great.
Yellow Tentacle Laser[]
This laser type used in Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech emits a very powerful beam and deals high damage. Due to its size and length, it can shoot violently over long distances. The functionality of this laser was demonstrated in Episode 67, and when used was seen to effortlessly knock out Titan Speakerman, disabling him from battle for a period of time. This proves how powerful the laser is.
Red Tentacle Gravity Laser[]
Duchess Astro Toilet's laser beam ability on all four tentacles increases its damage gradually when fired towards the rival unit. Not only is the damage of a single laser quite high, but all four fired at once can cause catastrophic damage. As the heat of the laser gradually increases, the rival unit may burn for a while or melt completely. It is quite effective against "Small" and "Large" units, but "Giant" units do not seem to be affected much by the laser. The function of lasers can be clearly seen in Episode 76.
Blue Tentacle Laser[]
Revealed with Plungerwoman's appearance in Episode 77 with her new upgrades, the design of these lasers works just like the Duchess Astro Toilet's mechanical tentacle lasers. When activated, it fires a searing blue beam. These lasers, which have a retractable mechanism when not in use, can cause serious damage or even kill the opposing unit when used together. Lasers are very effective against "Small" and "Large" units and can easily injure/kill, but "Giant" and "Titan" sized units will not be affected much by the laser. The function of lasers can be clearly seen in Episode 77.
Yellow Low-Powered Laser[]
Low Power Lasers are the classical and primitive lasers in the series. The damage of these lasers cause may vary depending on the capaticy of the unit they affect. This laser type can first be seen in the Giant Camo Skibidi Toilet, then the G-Toilet 2.0, Decoy G-Man Skibidi Toilet, Hendeca G-Clone and many Skibidi Toilets. Even though the G-Man Skibidi Toilet is equipped with high-powered lasers from 2.1 onwards, these lasers can still be used by smaller Skibidi Toilets.
Purple Low-Powered Laser[]
These lasers on Titan TV Man's head are purple in color and have different functions, unlike the Skibidi Toilet variant. Although this laser type has almost the same damage compared to the low power type, the energy received from Titan TV Man's core increases the efficiency and damage of the lasers. This causes them to cause serious damage to the large Skibidi Toilets and forces them to retreat. The usage of lasers was first performed by Titan TV Man in Episode 68 and proved to be quite effective, repelling Hendeca G-Clone.
Blue Low-Powered Laser[]
These lasers, which belong to the Low-Powered variant, are the first type of laser that has a blue color, unlike the others. This laser on the Camera Drone can deal pretty good damage against small units. However they are less effective against large and Titan-sized units.
G-Toilet's Laser[]
This is the laser variant that G-Man Skibidi Toilet has used since his 2.1 variant. This type of laser is much more efficient compared to the Low-Powered version. Reverse-engineered from his previous Astro itineration, it can instantly kill small alliance units and can cause serious damage to large units such as Titans. These lasers also cover a wider area and deals far more damage compared to the low-powered version. G-Man Skibidi Toilet fought Cinemaman for the first time with these lasers in Episode 47 and was able to directly damage his core by removing the armor he was wearing.
Yellow Heavy-Duty Laser[]
The heavy-duty lasers are the largest and most powerful type of lasers, used exclusively by G-Toilet 4.0 and Jetpack Balaclava Laser Skibidi Toilet. Also reverse-engineered from G-Toilet's previous Astro itineration, they have been seen to do incredible damage to Titans in Episode 67 and 73, even in short bursts. Even when G-Toilet had only one of them remaining in Episode 73, he could still overpower Titan Cameraman and Titan Speakerman easily. This laser model is based off of Bumblebee's Hand Cannon from Transformers.
Blue Heavy-Duty Laser[]
This "Heavy-duty" type laser appears in blue color, representing the "Cameraman" race. Also reverse-engineered from G-Toilet's previous Astro itineration, these lasers belonging to Upgraded Titan Cameraman are located on his shoulders, two in number. Regardless of the rival units size, it has the power to cause catastrophic damage and even burn and melt it. It is possible to switch between two modes: single shot or flame.
(See Shoulder Gear or Shoulder Cannons page for more)
Parasite Disabler Laser[]
Developed during the Parasite Era, this laser type fires a blue beam and is used to heal minor and large alliance members caught by the parasite toilets. Although it is used to kill small parasites, its effectiveness against large parasites is quite low. This laser was first used in Episode 37 to kill the parasites of two Large Speakerman. It was then going to be used for Titan Speakerman in Episode 38, but G-Toilet prevented it.
(See Parasite disabler gun for more)
Upgraded Parasite Disabler Laser[]
Upgraded and built by the Cameramen to cure the Titan Speakerman, the UPDLT carried the more advanced version of the parasite disabler laser. However, it is unknown if it can heal Titan Speakerman, as it was destroyed two episodes after its introduction and was never able to attempt a shot.
(See Parasite disabler gun for more)
Astro Destruction Laser Cannon[]
Astro Toilet faction's own mechanical laser. Unlike other groups, it fires an intense focused laser beam with an orange color. Concentrated firing on a desired target can instantly kill or seriously injure non-titan units. The function of this weapon can be seen in Episode 74.
(See Astro Lasers page for more)
Astro Plasma Carbine[]
A divergence from standard lasers, this plasma blaster has a smaller, handheld size compared to other types. It fires plasma shots at a rapid rate when fully charged up. Since the blaster has a model like a carbine, it can be used or carried effortlessly by both Alliance units and Toilet units. The first unit to use this weapon in the series was Troop Astro Toilet, and he had only two of them. However, various other Astro Toilet members, such as Specialist Astro Toilet, were later seen equipped with these on top of their existing weapons to deal more damage. The use of the weapon can be clearly seen in Episode 76 and Episode 77.
(See Astro Lasers page for more)
Astro Plasma Emitter[]
These are the Obliterator Astro Toilet's main weapon. They are a giant version of the standard Astro Plasma Carbine, proving to be highly potent. This plasma weapon can cover a wide area and deals serious damage to densely-packed groups of medium to small-sized troops and can even be dangerous to titan level units. These have been used by Astro Obliterators & Astro Destructors against Skibidi Toilets & Alliance Members since the units' debuts in Episode 74.
Astro Rapid Fire Plasma Cannon[]
The primary weapons of the Interceptor Astro Toilet, these cannons fire weak plasma bolts at an extremely fast rate with relatively poor accuracy, capable of annihilating individual targets scattered across a wide area. In episode 77, an Interceptor is seen firing his cannons at the DJ Skibidi toilet - with the former’s cannons proving to be ineffective. The Interceptor then resorted to charging up its cannons, which fired out 4 yellow 'pellet bolts' - instead of the repeating barrage of plasma bolts.
Creation[]
The creators of the original Laser cannons is largely unknown. However, we believe that the Skibidi Toilets created the original laser cannons, because it was first used by them in Skibidi toilet 32. Later on in the series, The Alliance (Cameramen and TV Men) either stole the creation or made their own Version of the Laser cannons. After that however, the Astro Toilets appeared, it is likely that the Astro Toilets developed Laser technology before the Skibidi Toilets did. the reason why we believe this is because the Astro Toilets most likely invented laser cannon technology before the Skibidi Toilets did, because the Laser cannons the Astro Toilets use look different and function differently compared to the Skibidi Toilets and The Alliances Laser Cannons.
Overall, it’s impossible to be certain, but it’s likely that lasers were invented multiple times by the individual factions due to the need to fill similar roles in ranged warfare.
Users[]
Trivia[]
- The first toilet equipped with mechanical lasers was the Giant Camo Skibidi Toilet in Episode 32.
- In his first appearance, the G-Toilet 2.0 was equipped with two Yellow LP Lasers. This was replaced with G-Toilet's specific lasers in his next appearance and he became 2.1 instead 2.0.
- Beams from lasers can be easily absorbed with Upgraded Titan TV Man's "core absorption" ability as well as by the energy binders of Detaining claws.
- The toilet equipped with the most lasers in the series is Hendeca G-Clone with 11 lasers.