Skibidi toilet 79 is the 2nd episode of Season 26 and is the 79th episode of the series. The 1st part was uploaded on June 8th, 2025 in the United States of America, and was uploaded internationally on June 9th, 2025.
Plot[]
Part 1: The Astro Toilets raid the Cameramen Headquarters[]
The episode starts off with a completely black screen, with the Black Speakerman talking about the fact that "Our languages work similarly," before the screen fades into the POV of a portable camera, being held by the Senior Scientist Cameraman. The scientist soon after hands the portable camera to the Gray Speakerman, the POV of this episode, while the Black Speakerman continues explaining that "through chants, They send subtle frequencies, speech only they could understand until now."
While the Black Speakerman is saying this, the Gray Speakerman turns the portable camera around, revealing that they are in the Cameramen headquarters. As the camera is panned over to the right, many different Cameramen can be seen doing other things, such as a Physician Cameraman using some sort of device with a Cameraman 3.0 standing next to him and a total of two Physician Cameramen watching as another Physician Cameraman can be seen working on a computer. In the background, a Large Cameraman moving multiple crates of presumably supplies can be seen, along with a Scientist Cameraman driving some sort of vehicle.
As the camera pans over to the right, the Scarf TV Man and TV Woman can be seen presumably talking to each other, along with a Normal Cameraman in a wheelchair, and another Scientist Cameraman sitting against the statue of Plungerman, seemingly in distress. The Gray Speakerman turns to look upwards, looking upwards at the statue of Plungerman, before soon after looking back at the Black Speakerman, Senior Scientist Cameraman, and now the Mulleted Scientist Skibidi Toilet. The Black Speakerman tells the Senior Scientist Cameraman to "try it", giving him a translation device.
The Senior Scientist Cameraman takes the device, attaching it to the side of his camera, before the Gray Speakerman asks if the scientist can understand him, which the senior scientist does a thumbs up at him. The Black Speakerman continues, explaining that "this prototype allows you to understand both our and SKIBIDI language," before turning towards the Mulleted Scientist Skibidi Toilet and asking him to "demonstrate".
The Mulleted Scientist Skibidi Toilet complies, he speaks the Senior Scientist Cameraman in skibidi which he says "i want to dissect you and see what's inside ;)" which causes both the Black Speakerman and Senior Scientist Cameraman to share a glance. The Black Speakerman shrugs, saying that it works, before both of them are interrupted by the Detective Cameraman suddenly taking the translation device off the Senior Scientist Cameraman, putting it in his jacket with a small shake of his head, before walking away.
The Black Speakerman shows annoyance at the technology being stolen "great...", but then gets quickly startled as a voice suddenly yells out in anger. The Gray Speakerman turns around, seeing it was Large TV Man 2.0 who had suddenly yelled that out, with many containers surrounding him along with multiple Skibidi Toilets and Cameramen storing supplies into the containers. The Large TV Man 2.0 yells out once again and he says “ARE YOU SERIOUS!?” As he start speaking, he says "I HAVE BEEN TELEPORTING YOUR TRASH FOR HOURS!", "AND YOU STILL HAVE MORE!?". As a claw-like object places another container next to Large TV Man 2.0, the Large TV Man says "HURRY UP OR I’LL LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND".
Suddenly, a core-like object in the air activates, shooting out a beam of electricity at something invisible in the air, one of the Cameramen down on the ground fire at the invisible object as well, as the object becomes visible again, crashing down to the ground and revealing it to be a Specialist Astro Toilet. The agents in the headquarters surround him, but before they can finish him off, the Specialist start chuckling and says “it's too late… They know where they are!” also briefly teasing the fact that the Watchman of Doom will appear by saying, "You will perish from hands of your OWN!"
Gray Speakerman Turns to the right where TV Woman is at. As TV Woman retracts her blades while going into a fighting stance, but before she can do anything, the chamber behind her opens, the CH4D Cameraman walking out of the chamber and walking past TV Woman before stopping right next to her. After this, the CH4D Cameraman raises both of his hands, before electricity suddenly shoots out both of his hands, electrocuting the Specialist Astro Toilet to death. After this, the Scientist Cameraman 1337 nods towards the chamber. The CH4D Cameraman complies, slightly pushing TV Woman out of the way as he walks back into the chamber, the chamber then closes behind him.
Suddenly, the alarms start blaring through the whole base, as the Gray Speakerman turns towards the Scarf TV Man who says "How did they find Australia?". Soon after this, the Gray Speakerman turns towards the gates of the Cameramen headquarters, seeing the Diplomat Skibidi Mutant walking in with fire surrounding his entire body. The mutant explains - "Looks like they don't want to settle…" and “They ruined my fit!”, “Phuck peace… KILL THEM ALL!” The Gray Speakerman quickly runs out of the base, spotting complete and utter chaos outside. A Physician Cameraman and two Normal Cameraman were running back towards the headquarters, while the Sergeant Cameraman stood atop a container, a Cameraman 3.0 soon after landing next to the container. Another Cameraman 3.0 could be seen walking towards the battlefield, while a Camera transport helicopter crash landed onto the ground, a Camera Strider 2.0 flying in the air while firing, and a Large Cameraman 3.0 walking towards the battlefield as well. A Balaclava Laser Skibidi Toilet could also be seen flying in the air.
Soon after, the Berserker Skibidi Mutant 2.0 flew into view, landing next to one of the walls of the headquarters with a Specialist Astro Toilet in his hand, proceeding to soon after slam the Specialist into the walls of the base until he was dead. Suddenly, an Astro Trooper appeared behind the mutant, but before he could fire, the Astro Troop was shot out of the sky. Soon after this, the mutant turned his head behind him to look at the shot down Astro Troop, before he start chuckling and points towards the defenses of the Cameramen headquarters while saying “NICE!”. As the Gray Speakerman turned around, he could see an Orbital Camera 2.0 flying in the air, along with the defenses of the Camera headquarters retracting forward.
Soon after this, a barely alive Interceptor Astro Toilet with his head skin missing, revealing his skull suddenly crashed down onto the ground, Mafia Skibidi Mutant walks in, and says, "WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU…" soon after he stomps down at the Interceptor Astro Toilet, killing the Interceptor for good. As the Gray Speakerman looked up to the Mafia Skibidi Mutant, the mutant exclaimed that it "GIVES YOU AURA!" As the mutant looks down at the Gray Speakerman. Soon after this, the Michael Jackson Skibidi Toilet 2.0 is seen flying in the air, spinning rapidly to detach parts of a dead Astro Toilet from his blades. The Michael Jackson Skibidi Toilet 2.0 landed down onto the ground soon after, being patted on the head by the Mafia Skibidi Mutant while he told him "WELL DONE, KING…" with the Berserker Skibidi Mutant 2.0 adding "YEAH, GOOD ONE MIKE".
However, soon after, the trumpets of dominance begin playing while the Berserker Skibidi Mutant 2.0 looks back to the POV Speakerman by saying “WE WILL BUY YOU SOME TIME!”, signifying the arrival of the Astro Toilets. Right after, two Obliterator Astro Toilets warped into the area with grins on their faces, soon after being followed up by the Duchess Astro Toilet flying/warping in as well. The Cameramen starts opening fire onto the Duchess, only for her to open up a shield in front of her, blocking the shots of energy. Her shield was soon after hit by a gigantic rocket, but it still didn't budge the shield. With a look of annoyance, the shield disappeared after the Cameramen stopped firing, she says “Fools…” with the Duchess Astro Toilet sitting down onto one of the structures surrounding the Cameramen Headquarters and she sits on a Large Cameraman on the building, killing him in the process, as duchess says “You have no idea who’s coming ;)” quoting G-Toilet 4.0's words from Episode 73.
Soon after this, the Duchess Astro Toilet smirked as a billow of black smoke suddenly materialized right in front of the Cameramen headquarters. Soon after, the familiar voice of Titan TV Man 2.0 came out of the smoke but it wasn't reverse, he speaks, “F O R G I V E M E… I H A V E B E C O M E… Y O U R D O O M.” After this, the menacing upgraded Watchman of Doom walked out of the smoke, the Cameramen headquarter's defense force field start activating as the Cameramen fired at the Watchman of Doom, but to no avail.
The Watchman of Doom aimed his doom cannon at the base's force field, as the cannon starts spinning and charging, Berserker Skibidi Mutant, Mafia Skibidi Mutant, and Micheal Jackson Skibidi Toilet flee, before the Watchman of Doom fires at the force field, which gets it disabled. As the Watchman of Doom fired off another shot to his left, he was suddenly fired at from the right by two Camera Strider 2.0s, the Multi Rocketeer Skibidi Toilet, the Armored Camera Van 2.0, two Orbital Camera 2.0s, two Plasma camera turrets, a Balaclava Laser Skibidi Toilet, and a Weaponized Strider Skibidi Toilet along with an Airplane Bomber Skibidi Toilet. The Watchman of Doom blocked the shots with his cyber plasma shield, as he fired his doom cannon at the small army right before he was directly hit by the Airplane Bomber Skibidi Toilet, albeit still undeterred.
The Weaponized Strider Skibidi Toilet attempted to block the shot with his own plasma shield, but it proved to be futile, as the doom cannon projectile quickly obliterated almost the whole army with ease, leaving only a single Armored Camera Van 2.0 being ridden by a Large Cameraman, two Camera Strider 2.0's, a single Orbital Cannon 2.0, and the Balaclava Laser Skibidi Toilet. The Camera Strider 2.0's and the Balaclava Laser Skibidi Toilet fired all they had at the Watchman of Doom, but it proved to be futile, as the Watchman of Doom's claws detached and immediately stabbed through every single remaining member of the small army.
As the Watchman of Doom turned to his left, he spotted the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech 2.0 walking forwards, charging and firing its three laser cannons at the Watchman of Doom, which the Watchman of Doom took straight to the face without an issue. The Watchman of Doom fired another shot from the doom cannon at the mech, only for the mech to use its speakers to stop the projectile in place, and launch the projectile back at the Watchman of Doom via soundwaves. The projectile was blocked by the Watchman of Doom's holographic shield, as the Watchman of Doom swung his doomblade down onto the mech, destroying it in one hit.
After this, Isaac Kleiner Skibidi Toilet 2.0 walked out of the mech, being the one who was controlling it, then he says “fascinating…” before quickly realizing he was still in the battlefield and screaming before flying away, just barely avoiding another shot from the Watchman of Doom's doom cannon, managing to escape. After this, Watchman of Doom stared down at the destroyed mech while Titan TV Man 2.0 could be heard crying and making sound of agony. The Duchess Astro Toilet, however, showed only annoyance at it, telling him "Choke your grief, cosmos hear no cries, only power speaks".
The Duchess laughed to herself, as the Gray Speakerman turned around to his right, seeing a small army consisting of six Normal Cameramen 3.0, one Large Cameraman 3.0, Plungerwoman, one Camera Strider 2.0, one Plasma camera tank and a one single Camera Attack Helicopter as they start firing at the Watchman of Doom. The Gray Speakerman, however, quickly panicked and try stopping them and he says, “no… NO!” and “You have to leave!” telling the rest of the army to run. He says “Please…” with his right hand out to Plungerwoman, but it was futile, the plungerwoman looks at the POV before turning her head forward, ready to battle the Watchman of Doom, but without knowing they couldn't win this, as Plungerwoman and every other Cameraman present was not equipped with the translation device, making them incapable of understanding the Gray Speakerman. She only looks at the Gray Speakerman before turning her head forward, ready to battle the Watchman of Doom.
The Gray Speakerman turns where the Watchman of Doom is, watching in dread as the Cameramen fired at the Watchman of Doom, who was not even flinching at the blasts. Soon after, the two Obliterator Astro Toilets close in and then deployed a total of four giant TV's right next to the Watchman of Doom, the Duchess Astro Toilet putting on red star sunglasses after seeing the TV's being deployed, as the TV's soon after displayed a very bright red light, the Red Death Screen. Upon seeing the red light, the Cameramen stopped firing, now completely frozen in place, as the portable camera attached to the Gray Speakerman eventually completely turned off, displaying the words "-CAMERA OFFLINE-", ending off the first part of the episode.
Characters & Sides/Locations[]
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Skibidi Toilet's Side[]
Astro Toilet's Side[]
Trivia[]
Part 1[]
- This is the first episode to have a Speakerman as the POV.
- This episode additionally reveals that they can speak through soundwaves via the video's captions.
- After the Watchman of Doom killed some of his old comrades from The Alliance, he seems to cry after or at least made a crying sound in despair.
- The attack by CH4D Cameraman targeting the Specialist Astro Toilet was a reference to the "Unlimited power!" scene from Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, where Darth Sidious kills Mace Windu with lightning after Anakin cuts Windu's hand. This is apparent from the video captions.
- This is so far the only episode where the POV doesn't die, but the Portable Camera dies. All other times are from a POV-Cameraman.
- This episode is similar to Episode 50, where the POV-Cameraman runs outside the Cameraman Headquarters. In this episode, the similar scene was played, but with a POV-Speakerman.
- The captions in this part don't point out what the TV Men are actually saying and have a totally different meaning.
- According to the captions, Large TV Man 2.0 says "it's a miracle they still didn't find us." In reverse he actually says "hurry up or I will leave you all behind."
- According to the captions, Scarf TV Man says "we needed more time." In reverse he actually says "how did they find Australia?"
- In a QnA hosted by steak on the 12th of June 2025, DaFuq!?Boom! confirmed that the new TV screen technology harnessed by the Astro Toilets was able to bypass the normal Cameramen lenses, explaining their paralysis.[1]
- Part 1 lasting 7 minutes and 19 seconds long could be a reference to skibidi toilet 79 (part 1), where 7:19 is scrambled up.
- This is the second episode to use the 31:15 format, after skibidi toilet 78, and the third episode to provide 4K quality, after skibidi toilet 40 and 78.
- It is likely that future episodes will be using these formats going forward.
Part 2[]
TBA