| “ | Time...to die. | ” |
about to kill the POV-Cameraman in Episode 76.
Trooper Astro Toilets are Astro Toilets that first appeared in Episode 76. They appear to be the most common type of Astro Toilet, with many being seen and sent into the front lines to serve as the main infantry. They are shown to be powerful enough to take out entire squads of enemies. However, they are proven to be overpowered by enemy units with larger sizes and quite vulnerable to ranged attacks.
Appearances
Base Variant
The Trooper Astro Toilet is the lowest ranking form of Astro Toilet existing so far in the series, noticeable due to having no stripes on their Combat helmets. All Astro Troopers have a retractable and extremely durable face shield that comes down from the top of their helmets, strong enough to block head-on rockets. They reside in relatively small gray toilets with three pieces of very durable armor plating on the front similar to the Glitch Skibidi Toilet, with four poles sticking out of the sides in an X formation similar to the Astro Obliterator. They all have two small Static warp levitators attached to the back of their toilets instead of the front like the rest of the Astros, presumably so it has a lesser chance of getting hit/damaged. The most bizarre thing about their design is a huge energy pack placed where their water tank would usually be, which presumably charges their weaponry up. They are all equipped with two medium-sized Plasma blasters on both sides of their toilets, which shoot out decently powerful projectiles rapidly once charged up. Once their helmets are removed, two symbols relating to the Earth symbols can be seen marked on their foreheads and temples; it is currently unknown what they mean.
Tri-Blaster Variant
In Episode 78, a new variant of the Astro Trooper debuted, equipped with a heavy plasma cannon for additional firepower.
Abilities
Despite being the most basic and weakest Astro unit, Troopers have proven themselves to be incredibly dangerous fighters, easily outclassing regular Alliance members and Skibidi Toilets. They are often seen reinforcing the larger Astro Specialists, Striders, and Interceptors in combat, frequently relying on their numbers to catch their opponents off-guard, proving to be just as much of a threat and nuisance even in small groups.
Combat
Twin Plasma Blasters
A small, handheld variant of the Astro Plasma Emitter, these blasters have medium-fire rate and considerably fast projectile speed, powerful enough to easily destroy regular-sized Alliance members and Skibidi Toilets when fully charged up.
Heavy Plasma Cannon
A powerful plasma cannon mounted on the underside of upgraded units; this weapon increases the firepower and fire rate of its users.
Sonic Charge
This inherent ability allows the Astro to charge at enemies with extraordinary speed and force, propelling the user forward in a straight line at warp speed. This enables the Astro to bypass obstacles or strike enemies off-guard with a devastating impact. Not only does it inflict significant damage, but it can also stun and incapacitate opponents, leaving them vulnerable to follow-up attacks. However, they can be easily countered with simple defenses like Holographic Shields.
Defense
Combat Helmet
This helmet, crafted from high-toughness metal plates, features an angular and intricate design that retracts to expose the wearer's face when necessary. The metal plates are precisely assembled to provide full coverage around the head, offering not only effective impact protection but also enabling rapid adaptation to various combat situations.
Metal Plates
The front plates at the bottom of the toilet bowl are engineered to offer robust and durable defense in combat environments. They feature a dark, glossy finish, providing the Astro with enhanced protection on the battlefield.
Movement
Energy-Cell Levitator Pack
In place of a water tank, each Astro Trooper is outfitted with a mechanized battery pack equipped with two small Energy Cells and four X-wing structures similar to that of the Astro Obliterator. Their function is to constantly generate energy in charging up the Astro's Plasma Blasters, control his levitational distance from the ground, accelerate him to short-distance speeds, and possibly revive him when critically injured, allowing him to keep fighting until he's completely destroyed.
Intrinsic Levitation Flight
Like all the other Astro Toilets, each Trooper Astro Toilet possesses the inherent ability to levitate and maneuver through the air without the need for visible propellers, jetpacks, or other physical means. This adjusts his altitude and speed with great precision, allowing him to maneuver through tight spaces or perform complex aerial maneuvers useful in most environments. This provides a significant tactical advantage in combat situations, enabling him to perform concealed ambush attacks from unexpected angles.
Teleportation; Short-Distance Warping
The inherent ability of the Astro enables instant teleportation from one location to another, disappearing from his current position and reappearing at a desired point without physically traversing the distance. Although this ability has never been seen used on-screen, it is highly probable that the Astro possesses it, but he has not been depicted using it in the series.
Relationships and Connections
Factions
Allies
- Astro Toilets - Belonging faction
Enemies
- Skibidi Toilets - Main enemy faction
- The Alliance - Enemy faction
- Humans - Enemy faction
Appearances
Skibidi Toilet 76
A Trooper Astro Toilet being stabbed in the temple, only to reveal he's still alive and attempting to kill the POV-Cameraman.
Skibidi Toilet 77
A Trooper Astro Toilet is shown with an expression of fear, about to be killed by the Heavy Large Cameraman's Portable laser cannon.
Skibidi Toilet 78
A Trooper Astro Toilet about to be brutally sawed by Buzzsaw Skibidi Mutant's arm mounted buzzsaw.
In this episode, the Trooper Astro Toilets were minor antagonists. A few were seen killing members of the Skibidi Toilets and the Alliance. It is until the Buzzsaw Skibidi Mutant 3.0 shows up and kills six Trooper Astro Toilets with his dual cyber katanas. Then, some Trooper Astro Toilets got shot by the Buzzsaw Skibidi Mutant 3.0 with his plasma revolvers. He then finished off two injured Troopers, one with his mounted laser and the other one with his buzzsaw. Another Trooper Astro Toilet would come up and try to kill him, but he was quickly finished off in one punch.
Several Trooper Astro Toilets and a Specialist Astro Toilet firing at Executor Speakerman.
Skibidi Toilet 79
A Trooper Astro Toilet getting shot out of the air after attempting to surprise attack the Berserker Skibidi Mutant 2.0.
Sound Files
| Audio | Description |
|---|---|
| "Time...to die." | |
| The Trooper Astro's scream 78. (LOUD WARNING!) |
Trivia
- It seems that these Astro Toilets have three symbol marks on their head, two sun crosses (quartered circles), and one alchemy symbol for Earth, sun crosses in astrology can represent the Earth.
- The "Earth" symbol could represent it being a ground Trooper, focusing on the soil, if we see other symbols in the future similar to these, they might be different depending on the type of unit or purpose the Astro Toilet has.
- These marks could also be implants.
- These Astro Toilets are the smallest and weakest variants of Astro Toilet in the series. However, they still display great power in speed and weaponry as their strength.
- Trooper Astro Toilet bears a slight resemblance of the Glitch Skibidi Toilet, more specifically the Glitchmobile due to the aerodynamic structures and metal plating.
- This is the first character within the series to have dialogue, but not in a deep voice.
- The Helmets worn by the Trooper Astro Toilets are based on the marine helmets from the "Halo Franchise". Link here
- The voice line "Time... To Die" seems to come from the horror movie of "Ouija 3: Charlie Charlie" which may represent how incredible creepy these Troopers are.
- It could also come from the end of the first Blade Runner movie during the Tears in Rain monologue.
- After getting stabbed by the POV-Cameraman, a beeping sound was heard and the Trooper Astro suddenly got back up, most likely some kind of reactivation protocol that would activate if the Trooper was critically injured, allowing him to keep fighting until he's completely destroyed.
- In Episode 77, the second Trooper Astro Toilet who gets killed by the Heavy Large Cameraman lets out a scream made from a YouTuber called steak.
- Coincidentally, DaFuq!?Boom! actually asked steak to do the scream for Episode 77.
- In one poster for Titan TV Man's Plan (Skibidi Toilet 77) we can notice that some of the transport claws carry a Trooper Astro corpse in the TV Men laboratory.



